Meet Joey Adams, a 21-year-old junior at Michigan State University who created an epic dating resumé that’s gone viral.
Adams describes himself as a “lover of breakfast food and puppies,” whose skills include crying during Marley & Me, responding to long texts and making great small-talk with parents.
Better still, Adams lists his part-time job as a “lubricants consultant” at Shell Oil Company and promises that it’s “not a euphemism.”
Adams created the resume in response to another student’s Facebook post about finding her roommate a date to formal. He was not chosen, but his creative application caught other ladies’ attention.
“A lot of girls have contacted me since,” he tells Buzzfeed.
“I’ve gotten a few texts asking me to other formals/wedding dates so this wasn’t a lost cause.. I put myself out there and made a lot of people laugh in the meantime. As Michael Scott [from The Office] once said, ‘You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.’”