Can you impersonate Dolly without her, well, assets? (Photo by Rick Diamond/Getty Images)

I used to do pageants when I was little and I suffered a few curling iron burns. These days, pageants are a whole different monster and these little girls are going to suffer from more than some curls. The show [mp3com-artist]Toddlers and Tiaras[/mp3com-artist] has always been fascinating to me, like watching a bad car accident – you just can’t look away. Well just when I thought it couldn’t get any worse, I found this video of little Maddy who wants to be [mp3com-artist]Dolly Parton[/mp3com-artist] for her talent.